Saturday, May 12, 2007

Huumoria

Jo edellisessä postauksessa mainostamaltani sivustolta....
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/


The Alternative Ten Commandments:
7. Thou shalt not get upset by jokes about thy God. He is big enough and old enough to looketh after himself.


Etiketistä rajan toisella puolen:
* Do not ask the Angelic Choir if they know any Black Sabbath.
* Pointing and laughing at the sinners in Hell below is extremely bad manners, no matter how much they deserve it.
* Hanging around the Pearly Gates to see the look on the faces of atheists, Hindus, Muslims etc. is frowned upon in polite circles. This folly can only be compounded if you also wear an "I told you so!" T-Shirt.
* You should refrain from wearing your crucifix necklace - certain Important people have unpleasant memories about those things...
* Use your Angelic Visitation Rights wisely, and not for such things as haunting castles, spooking people you didn't like, or "haunting" changing-rooms.
* Also, Adam and Eve are requesting that people stop asking them about "the apple incident".

Lisää.


edit: Heti tämän postauksen jälkeen tuli hirvittävä mahakipu! Merkki?

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